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I would rather have a little Fokker than a big Wunker
Perhaps I need Psychological help
Ps my Grandmother told me I would get warts if I handles eggshells but I have not had any eggshells near my genitals do you know what I can do to cure it
 
I would rather have a little Fokker than a big Wunker
Perhaps I need Psychological help
Ps my Grandmother told me I would get warts if I handles eggshells but I have not had any eggshells near my genitals do you know what I can do to cure it
What do you mean perhaps?

My psychiatrist has now given me permission to say that I am sane

My grandmother always used to say "never keep a sausage under your arm" - I took her advice and now the rash is very much improved. Bacon or black pudding is not as effective apart from months that have a y in them

In terms of genital warts the best cure is total nudity on all forms of public transport and in church - it works for me
 
Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space **** here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.
 
Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space s**t here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.
Do you perhaps work from home?

It reminds me of the last time I was at a bar in a pub (do people remember that). I heard this voice saying

That shirt you are wearing really suits you ....and then

Your hair is looking nice .... and then

Have you lost weight

So I mentioned it to the bar man and he said

Yeah - it's the peanuts - they're complimentary
 
Do you perhaps work from home?

It reminds me of the last time I was at a bar in a pub (do people remember that). I heard this voice saying

That shirt you are wearing really suits you ....and then

Your hair is looking nice .... and then

Have you lost weight

So I mentioned it to the bar man and he said

Yeah - it's the peanuts - they're complimentary
No I drive to work each day.

lol that’s a cracking joke.

although I heard complimentary nuts used to be a good way to get hepatitis lol
 
Dear OB I am having fertility problems the doctor says it maybe low sperm count but how do I count my sperm?
 
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Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space s**t here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.
 
No, you're safe:confused.: have you got something to eat?
Just checking that the reason she wouldn't answer your calls is that she is in the same room as you

It seems to me that your wife is just looking for some real sign of love and affection from you, hence the photos. You need to re-ignite the romance in your lives, try and find a common interest - perhaps pressure washing the bins together?

I find that as an agony aunt I am sent lot's of such photos - which is useful as I am training to be a gynaecologist - and we are just redecorating the spare bedroom

Yes - I do have something to eat thanks - snails or L'escargot (as they say in Yorkshire)

Returning to the topic of your wife - does she like her sausage - do you have anything you might tempt her with?
 

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