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[strange-steve]

If there's an end of year awards ceremony then I nominate this for thread of the year. Keep up the good work Aunty B.

Ps. My blood type is mildly intoxicated.

 

[The Baron]

I would rather have a little Fokker than a big Wunker
Perhaps I need Psychological help
Ps my Grandmother told me I would get warts if I handles eggshells but I have not had any eggshells near my genitals do you know what I can do to cure it

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

If there's an end of year awards ceremony then I nominate this for thread of the year. Keep up the good work Aunty B.

Ps. My blood type is mildly intoxicated.

Might your blood type also be intoxicated by any other styles of beer?

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I would rather have a little Fokker than a big Wunker
Perhaps I need Psychological help
Ps my Grandmother told me I would get warts if I handles eggshells but I have not had any eggshells near my genitals do you know what I can do to cure it

What do you mean perhaps?

My psychiatrist has now given me permission to say that I am sane

My grandmother always used to say "never keep a sausage under your arm" - I took her advice and now the rash is very much improved. Bacon or black pudding is not as effective apart from months that have a y in them

In terms of genital warts the best cure is total nudity on all forms of public transport and in church - it works for me

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space **** here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space s**t here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.

Do you perhaps work from home?

It reminds me of the last time I was at a bar in a pub (do people remember that). I heard this voice saying

That shirt you are wearing really suits you ....and then

Your hair is looking nice .... and then

Have you lost weight

So I mentioned it to the bar man and he said

Yeah - it's the peanuts - they're complimentary

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

Do you perhaps work from home?

It reminds me of the last time I was at a bar in a pub (do people remember that). I heard this voice saying

That shirt you are wearing really suits you ....and then

Your hair is looking nice .... and then

Have you lost weight

So I mentioned it to the bar man and he said

Yeah - it's the peanuts - they're complimentary

No I drive to work each day.

lol that’s a cracking joke.

although I heard complimentary nuts used to be a good way to get hepatitis lol

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

No I drive to work each day.

lol that’s a cracking joke.

although I heard complimentary nuts used to be a good way to get hepatitis lol

I see - do you perhaps work for a company that makes mini-cheddars and you are in charge of stock levels?

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

I see - do you perhaps work for a company that makes mini-cheddars and you are in charge of stock levels?

Hahahaha I like you, you’re a laugh. Nah electronics, but we get free food there

 

[The Baron]

Dear OB I am having fertility problems the doctor says it maybe low sperm count but how do I count my sperm?

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Hahahaha I like you, you’re a laugh. Nah electronics, but we get free food there

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I’m talking real Office Space s**t here, is this normal?

Yes, for someone working in electronics - it is normal

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

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That’s actually quite reassuring, thanks man

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Dear OB I am having fertility problems the doctor says it maybe low sperm count but how do I count my sperm?

Hi

Well done for sharing this delicate issue with us B

I generally use a mallet, some waterproof socks and a pogo stick

 

[strange-steve]

Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space s**t here, is this normal?

I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

Give. Me. Back. My. STAPLER!

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Give. Me. Back. My. STAPLER!

Apart from the mini cheddars - are you perhaps on a staple diet?

 

[Mr_S_Jerusalem]

Apart from the mini cheddars - are you perhaps on a staple diet?

Lol theoretically

 

[Banbeer]

Is your wife sitting next to you on the sofa at the moment?

No, you're safe have you got something to eat?

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

No, you're safe have you got something to eat?

Just checking that the reason she wouldn't answer your calls is that she is in the same room as you

It seems to me that your wife is just looking for some real sign of love and affection from you, hence the photos. You need to re-ignite the romance in your lives, try and find a common interest - perhaps pressure washing the bins together?

I find that as an agony aunt I am sent lot's of such photos - which is useful as I am training to be a gynaecologist - and we are just redecorating the spare bedroom

Yes - I do have something to eat thanks - snails or L'escargot (as they say in Yorkshire)

Returning to the topic of your wife - does she like her sausage - do you have anything you might tempt her with?

 

[samale]

******* hilarious thread I would enjoy a few pints with OB