You're stuck in quarantine with only one book

[MyQul]

Credit to Dorst for the idea, and hot on the heels of An Ankou's, 'stuck in quarantine with only one group/composer thread'...

So you're stuck in quarantine with only one book (or magazine or comic/graphic novel) what would it be?

 

[Tetsuo1981]

The Shining by Stephen King. Apt, a bloody good yarn and one of the only books that still creeps me out even after repeated reading

 

[Cheshire Cat]

The wit and wisdom of Boris Trump.

 

[MyQul]

The wit and wisdom of Boris Trump.

I said book not stamp size pamphlet!

 

[Leon103]

The bible

 

[Stephenj]

*waits for someone to say Communist Manifesto*

 

[Banbeer]

War And Peace, a book that big would burn for hours

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Scottish World Cup heroes

 

[An Ankoù]

The wit and wisdom of Boris Trump.

That won't take you through a visit to the lavvy, let alone through the lock-down.

 

[dad_of_jon]

Silicon Hell - J.R. Ford as it fits in with where we're heading
or You cannot die by ian currie which fits in with the bit after that.

 

[An Ankoù]

The Lord of The RIngs.

 

[prog99]

The Lord of The RIngs.

Same here, I think I read it for the first time 30 odd years ago and still spot new things in it.

 

[Subtle Duck]

Definitely Douglas Adams hitch hikers guide to the galaxy trilogy in five parts

 

[Rodcx500z]

First book i read Robinson Cruso showing my age now

 

[Bevvied]

 

[Jason42]

I have the Bob Dylan book.
I would have Jerusalem by Alan Moore. One of the best novels I have read in years and more than complex enough for a few reads.

 

[Jason42]

The wit and wisdom of Boris Trump.

Is that on Twitter? It’s on the same shelf as The Sanity And Dignity of Donald Trump.

 

[Richie_asg1]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Masturbate-Yourself-Thin-Neil-Wesson/dp/B009AI2VSC
I've heard it helps your immunity - and improves your BMI too.

 

[Jason42]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Masturbate-Yourself-Thin-Neil-Wesson/dp/B009AI2VSC
I've heard it helps your immunity - and improves your BMI too.

Nut gud fer yor eyezite tho

 

[Drunkula]

The Complete Works of William Shatner.

Edit: I would genuinely love to read the collection of guestbooks that were setup with the title "Is God a C&nt?" that had issues stolen.